When we were in Vegas covering the AVN Expo, the Outside the Box crew and I took it to the streets. Hilarity ensues when you talk to strangers about their sex lives. We also touched on bestialty (I think? I didn’t imagine that, right!? that *is* what we were talking about??). I’ll let you judge for yourself!
If there is one wish I had for the world it would be MAKE MORE AUTHENTIC PORN! Okay, maybe that wouldn’t be my first wish. First I’d wish for things like world peace and unlimited wishes.
This Liquid Plumr Deep Impact TV ad is hilarious! I am also thankful to see the portrayal of a seemingly realistic woman who not only digs sex but isn’t afraid to get her freak on. Hurray for MFM threesomes with hot plumbers! Whew! *fans self* I think I need my drain snaked and my pipes flushed! Related Posts:Womanizer […]
As if we need another reason to love Ellen. Ellen Reads from 50 Shades of Grey: Is it wrong that I can’t get the image of Ellen topping Barbara Walters out of my head? And that I find it kind of hot (someone photoshop me that!)? You did hear Barbara practically came out as kinky on The View, right? […]
This hilarious letter from a granny declaring to her college aged granddaughter “never do ANAL sex!” apparently wasn’t enough. Check out this latest video where 3 grandmothers watch the Kim Kardashian sex tape. They don’t dig the butt sex either! This had me rolling on the floor! Please, no one tell my grandma I like it in the ass . […]
I was recently asked to articulate my opinion on cosmetic vaginal surgery, mainly labiaplasty. I promptly re-watched the film linked above, The Perfect Vagina by Heather Leach and Lisa Rogers. I originally saw the film about a year ago. I couldn’t remember all the details from the movie but I did remember it left me confused as to what my opinion […]
When I was about 7 years old I accidentally heard my mother having sex. I stayed quiet as not to be discovered but had to keep listening out of sheer curiosity. At one point I heard her say in a whispery, trying-too-hard, bedroom voice “put it . . . between my . . . breaasssttts!”
A vibrating chess set? Check Mate! This is awesome. This is just another reason I need to be rich (did you see the $10k price tag?!). Offered exclusively by high end naughty shop, Kiki de Montparnasse, each piece is made of medical grade silicone and boasts gold plate accents. A chess board made of dildos. Necessary? Absolutely not. If I had one, would […]
I think I need a petting ring. Am I being stupid? I was first exposed to petting rings exactly 24 hours ago. Upon first laying my eyes on one, I thought: 1. That’s dumb. 2. How do you text, drive or wipe yourself with one on? I know Xtina totally pees on her hand when she wears that. 3. […]
So, did they mean this to be funny? Or are they expecting me to put on my Birkenstocks, stop shaving my armpits and tell everyone how beautiful and empowering this is? Because as much as I love to celebrate the beauty of female genitalia, I can’t NOT laugh at this. Oh please, tell me the people that made this think […]
Will you be toasting the single life this Valentine’s Day? Are you thanking your lucky stars you’re rid of that narcissistic, psycho-babbling asshole once and for all? Relieved you plucked that waste of breath from your life before February 14th so you didn’t have to burn cash on another asinine, meaningless gift? It’s bad enough they made you pick up […]
Oh Margaret, I love you. Can I have your babies? My puss, churns out cute Cho babies Your puss, foaming with rabies My puss, digs Mar-gar-et Your puss, will get put down at the vet Alright, I’ll stop. Related Posts:An Open Letter to Sex Educators & BDSM Community Re: 50 Shades of Grey 50 Shades Movie Recommendation: Secretary Sex […]