Archives for: March 2011
My Penis and Everyone Else’s
My Penis and Everyone Else’s

I love Lawrence Barraclough and I don’t care if he has a teeny weenie peener.  Besides, size doesn’t matter.  Well, yes it does.  Well . . . no, it doesn’t really.  Okay, maybe a little bit.  No?  What’s the right answer!? This is a must see documentary for men and women alike.  In My Penis and Everyone Else’s, Barraclough makes […]

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This one time, at Chess Club . . . I put a Bishop in my #@$$&!
This one time, at Chess Club . . . I put a Bishop in my #@$$&!

A vibrating chess set?  Check Mate! This is awesome. This is just another reason I need to be rich (did you see the $10k price tag?!).  Offered exclusively by high end naughty shop, Kiki de Montparnasse, each piece is made of medical grade silicone and boasts gold plate accents. A chess board made of dildos.  Necessary? Absolutely not. If I had one, would […]

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Direct Assistance for People in Sendai, Japan
Direct Assistance for People in Sendai, Japan

I’m breaking from my usual format to ask for your help. By now you’ve all heard about the horrors the people Japan are facing in the wake of the recent earthquakes, tsunami and nuclear scare.  Thousands have been left homeless and large portions of Japan stand in ruin.  Ken Melvoin-Berg (from Weird Chicago Tours and my partner in love, crime, […]

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HPV Panic Commencing in 3. . .2. . .1
HPV Panic Commencing in 3. . .2. . .1

Most folks I know in my age group or younger are adamant about safe sex.  We pride ourselves on the precautions we take for sexual safety. Those of us 40 and under grew up during the dawning of HIV/AIDS.  We know how important condoms are and we would never dream of engaging in unprotected intercourse.  Never, ever, EVER.  It’s just […]

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All I Know About the G-Spot I Learned From My Fucksaw
All I Know About the G-Spot I Learned From My Fucksaw

It seems fitting my first sexy product review be on The Stockroom’s Fuck Saw.  Little did I know the awesome Christmas gift Ken bought me would become THE fucksaw heard around the world. Back before my fucksaw was thrust into the spotlight (yes, this post will be full of groan-worthy fucksaw puns), it was my private little miracle worker.  Ken […]

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Northwestern Fucksaw: Has The New Sexual Revolution Just Begun?
Northwestern Fucksaw: Has The New Sexual Revolution Just Begun?

I continue to be bombarded with countless untruths about what occurred during our lecture on February 21st, 2011 at Northwestern University.  It has turned into a global game of telephone.  The story has become so distorted and plucked out of context that it no longer resembles the reality of what happened that day.  But that’s not the point of this post.  You can read more about the […]

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Jim Marcus Responds to Sun-Times re: Northwestern Fucksawgate
Jim Marcus Responds to Sun-Times re: Northwestern Fucksawgate

Neil Steinberg, of the Chicago Sun-Times published an editorial regarding Northwestern University Fucksawgate last night.  Jim Marcus e-mailed the response below to Neil but is unsure if it will be published in its entirety.  There’s a good chance it won’t be published at all. Unfortunately, the four of us have learned the hard way over the last three crazy days that […]

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Fucksaw at Northwestern University: The REAL Story
Fucksaw at Northwestern University: The REAL Story

I was one of the four guest lecturers at Northwestern University– Ken Melvoin-Berg, Faith Kroll, Jim Marcus and myself.  In fact, that infamous fucksaw belongs to me.  I have been too crazy with media interviews, real life duties and such to write a proper response to the events at Northwestern University on February, 21st.  Some discussions I have been having over […]

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